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ewwwww its my life it NEVAR ENDZ [16 Apr 2006|11:11pm] hai guyz n googles sewwwwwwwwww000w i sorta got BURnED out of the net uno god i WAS LIKE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATTE THE INTERNET WHY DID I INVENT ITTTTTTTTTTT it wuz lyke a mid-movie dl CRISIS im nawt even kiddin eitherrrrrrrr im sure ur all worried about tipper yes shes FYNE omg last nite she taught me how to bake c0okiez then we rode aligatorz along teh nile rivar FUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i got malaria but idk if i rly care im an old man i mite as well die rite? lol omg im tewtally jk about that last part sorta l8r im gonna rent a hot 4ir ballewn n take pix of ppl golfing :C :D lmaroflffsss xoxoxoxoxox ali g LOOL rolflxxzx 5 comments|post comment

not 2 b rewd or nething BUT [08 Jul 2005|08:41am] everywuns alweyz kalin me up askin me whut ive been dewing WELL U GUYZ its rlly nun of yr business i keep myself buzy with my beard maintenance N breeding PONEIz and tryin 2 find teh end of teh rainbewwwwwww so stop ASKINNGGGGG OOOOOOLOLROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL,AMOOOOOO i kan dew that 1 comment|post comment

GOD I GIOOTOT OOPS CAPS [20 Apr 2005|02:51pm] [ mood | i MISS U INTERNET ] [ music | wham! ] HAY YALLLLLLL IM BAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i nooooo ive been gon 4 sew lawng but iv been settin up a TV CHANnELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and itz gunna ROOOOOL UR COLLECTIV FACESSSSSSSSSSS ohhhhh my fg itz cawlllllled well idunno yet but when i find out ILL LET U NO OK $__~ sumthing having 2 do w/ google????????????????????? yeh its top as a crop dustr NEWYZ I HOPE U ALL R STILL reeding thiz cuz ughhh itz hard to keep good lj frendz trust me IVE BEEN THRU A FEWW IF U NO WUT I MEAN RITE i hopesew :)) :D::DD:D:D: looooooolllllll ll l llll xoox al gooooooooooooooooore4ever 10 comments|post comment

[21 Jan 2005|12:40am] SUP 11 comments|post comment

[07 Aug 2004|05:59pm] [ mood | exanimate ] [ music | fefe dobson---revolution song ] OYOYOYO evry1~!!! gess wut i was doin?????? i wuz hungry so i google imaged HISTORY OF PIZZA and i found THISZZZZZZZZZZZ I INVETED PIZZA 2?!?!?! WOOWOWOW LLOlo how GR8! gawd those kidsz wer st00picd i wuz lyke "U DONT HAVE A MOUSE?! WUT KINDA COMPUTER IZ THIS??  U CANT USE TEH NET W/O A MOUSE~!! U DUMBASS :@" and the kid wuz like "W/E I H8 U OLD MAN" then i slapped him n 3verythn wuz oKAy i hope u all r havin a nice weeknd. IM NOT. xoxooooxooxoxoxox al 4 comments|post comment

omfggg yo [02 Aug 2004|08:44am] [ mood | crankyavertine ] [ music | eagles of death metal ] HEJY U GUYZ I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN LYKE 40 YEARRRRRRZZZZZZZZZzz u no y? cuz tipper had me lockedin our basement w/o net access I WAS ~SEWWWW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEPRESSED and i gnawed on my arms til they almost fell OFF but im ok now i promize i gawt lawts uf stuff 2 do 2day. i'm gunna call future mr president john kerry up (srsly plz u guyz vote 4 him he's amazing <333333)  and c if we can get away on one of his wife's yachts. i LUV YACHTTING I HAVE  WHITE JACKET and a HAT and i rawk it out on teh open seaz. & i got an ipod last week, it was a mini one cuz i didn't feel like going to teh fulllllllllllllllllll one. but yno what it did!?!! IT CRASHED MY INTERNET!!!!!!!! I SCREAMED "I NEED MY INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!11 WHAT IF SOMEONE EMAILZ ME N I CANT IMMEDIATLY REPLY?? THIS IS BADDDDDDD1!!! OGOMGOGMG" but it just broke my COMPUTER not my internet. WHAT A RELIEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you can replace pcs but you cant replace my sweet ass cable connection. xoxoxox AL!!!!!!!!1111111 7 comments|post comment

[17 Apr 2004|08:27pm] 0k SEW WHUT thAT i TOTAlly WENt ON THA M3wn t00!!!??!1 cant I dew lyke STuFF?!!?/11/1/1//11/ s3magix bein SUCH a be9tch iznt it icant 2ven LAWG IN ffs it m4k3z me awl sad. i thiunk im gunna tern amish pls leeeeve me yr thawts awn me turnin awmizh. i REaALLY n33de yallz inp99t bcuz tipper nEVER liztns 2 me nemore n well i juzt rally tota88ly w4nt a New lyfe dir3xion. pls xoxoxoox al 5 comments|post comment

[08 Apr 2004|12:48am] What are your favorite 10 music groups or singers mine are 1. Counting Crow 2. Supertramp 3. Aerosmith 4. The Beatles 5. The Eagles 6. Wierd Al 7. Jewel 8. Dire Straits 9. Styx 10. The Alan Parsons Project post comment

[07 Apr 2004|10:03am] [ mood | lethargic ] [ music | Cheap Cologne - Jay-Z - Metallica - Dirt Off Your Shoulder ] YO that's Me im totally chillin in my 0ffice ALL THE TYME!11 i h8 it but i gotta do w0rk >:( see my lj client open LOOooooL i heart it. i ~neeeeeeeeed~ 2 join a band~! if i had boobz they would s0000000000 hurt. i wunna go lie d0wn n just sl33p but i cant n itz killin me. where's teh love yall? xoxoxoxo al 2 comments|post comment

[01 Apr 2004|06:11pm] [ music | Unknown Album (20 - 01 Hey Mama uk single ] THX FOR ALL YOUR BDAY WISHES GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZ >:( 6 comments|post comment

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [12 Mar 2004|09:58am] [ mood | busy ] [ music | Clay Aiken - Invisible (THIS SONG ROX) ] OMGZ I HAVNT UPD8ED IN LYKE 30000 YRZ!!!1 WTFUX IS UP W/ THAT?! SEWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWW much has been HAPPENIN since last tyme i upd8ed. omgz i got like 2 haircuts and lyke 40040040040 new SHIRTZ! SOOOWOWOWOw topppp LOLOL. Which Johnny Depp character do you belong with? by cerulean_dreams UserName Age You fall in love with You meet on top of the Eiffel Tower His friends think You could do better Your friends think He could do better You will have an affair then dump him Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0! omfuxxxxx hez SEXI! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooorofl u no wut i h8? braggars. itz lyke stfu plz. ur not ne better than lyke ME i mean ffs im AL GORE. if neone shood b braggin itz me! i got 2 hang out w/ bill clinton lyke ALL tHE TYME and hillary but shes shit so fuck that. i ware soots n im ded sexi. im SOOOOWEWEW sexi u no?!?! i no u no!!!!!!! dont deny it becuz u cant! i have lyke paparz that totally have yr sig on them where itz lyke: "i _ur name_, think al gore is TEH SEX0R X 60339!1111 HE PWNZ ME 4EVERNEVER!! signed _yr name_." ok4y my kidz want to yooz teh comp cuz thyr total dickwads. i rally h8 them. seriouzly. fuk you kids. xoxoxoxox AL!!!!!!1 2 comments|post comment

[12 Feb 2004|01:38am] [ mood | crushed ] :( post comment

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEIRD!!!! [02 Feb 2004|07:48pm] [ mood | ROFL OMG WTF LOLOL EW ] [ music | Marylin Manson - The Beautiful People ] OH MAI GAWD. JANET JACKZON TOTALLY GOT HER TITS OUT FOR ME!1111 lololollmao omg wtf i totally dared her 2 and she DIIIID!!!!11 i owe her lyke $3000000000000000.50!!!!! here are teh pix. if you don't wanna see em too bad, i'm a democrat and i like and advocate pr0n! LOL OOPS SAME PICTURE I MEANT TO PUT THIZ 1 AFTERZ LOLOL JUSTIN IS THE SUX. u all no i waz suppozed to b the d00d rippin off her bustiarrrrrrrr rite??!!!1 omg wel its tr00. i couldn't go beacuse i had a "previous engagement" AKA I HAD TO WAX TIPPERS LEGS EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GUYS EWWWWWW U HAV NO IDEA HOW GR0ZZ IT IS.... GAG GAG GAG ew i'm ok i sware. LOOK ITS A TINY LITTLE MEEEEEEEEEEE LOLOL OMG I AM SOOOO FRIGGEN KEWL AND KYOOT. xoxoxoxoxoxox AL post comment

[02 Feb 2004|01:30am] SEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SEXYYY ROFLlLFLFLFL DONT LET THE PRESSURE GET TO YOU BUSH!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox al 3 comments|post comment

wtf [30 Jan 2004|10:33pm] [ mood | ROFL ] xoxoxoxo al 3 comments|post comment

Stupid work [30 Jan 2004|01:38pm] [ mood | rushed ] DIDNT REALISE HOW MUCH I LIKED TOM JONES I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AN DI TURNED ON THE RADIO BUT IT WAS ABOUT RAPE :( SO then I PUT MY TOM JONES ALBUM ON AND I WASLIEK W0000000000000000000000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *boogies* k i have to PRepaRE FOR OWRK :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( :'( :'( xoxoxooxoxox AL ( COULDNT FINISH THIS FIC :( ) 1 comment|post comment

IM ThE VICE PRES (EX) I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS S**T [27 Jan 2004|11:02pm] [ mood | sad ] WORD PEOPLE GODDDD HAD THEMOST WORST DAY EVUH WENT WITH TIPPE R TO KFc cuzz i wanted one of the LOTR toys (the gollum one) ANYWYA SO EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHY ARE YOU HERE AND ALL THIS SHIT IN MY FACE SO we went to fucking MSDONALDS AND OH GOD I MS O ANNYOED ANNOYED ¬.¬ ok no wi have to go shower xoxoxoxooxox why is the world so rubbish? al 3 comments|post comment

AL GORE MOTHER FUCKERS [21 Jan 2004|04:57pm] HEY eVeryone lmafooaoaoao CGHCKC OUT www.geocities.com/duffwindheat GOD LOOK UNDER THE CUT ( SOME EPOPLE SENT ME THESE PICTUREAS GOD I NEED TO CHECK MY MAIL MORE OFTEN HAD A BOUT A MILLION OFF TEAM HILARY ASDFAASF ) 9 comments|post comment

WTF [19 Jan 2004|07:52pm] ROOFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ LAUGHIGNG PLZ OMF KTHNX AL xoxoxooxoxxoxoxoxoox 1 comment|post comment

giggle giggle spank [15 Jan 2004|12:53pm] [ mood | THIS SONG SUX >:( ] [ music | verbose - i got your letter ] HEY HEY. download this song plzzzz for moi :-* Y won't they giv me my FREE SHIRT?!?!?! it's like hello i need condoms 2!!!!11 even if tipper iz totally MENOPAWZUL lololo i said a funny woman thing wurd lmfao LOLz ok seriously though. LOL I HEAR THE CAT IN THE BACKGROUND LMAO THATS FUCKING FANTASTIC plzzzzzzzz kill someome the sun (that was a poem by little old me) APPLAUD i feel artistic today think i should get out my eASLE and slap my naked body around a canvas yes?! i FINK SEWWW. ps, i looove bush. I DO :( i can't help it ok he's sexy and from THA SOUTH WORDDDDDD UPZ. XOXOXOXOXXOXO AL! 5 comments|post comment

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